You Can Call Me Al



I guess you could say I'm pretty neat. But I wouldn't.


asetianvampyre:

rudeboimes:

discriminated:

best transparent post ever

lmfao

Lmao

asetianvampyre:

rudeboimes:

discriminated:

best transparent post ever

lmfao

Lmao

(via welaughedatthestars)

HDCKIDSHNPIFRRBH


My parents on seeing a 5:30 am Facebook status: “Wow you’re up early!”

Me: “HAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA”


freightsick:

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

VERY IMPORTANT

freightsick:

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via theartofderp)

So earlier today I was laughing so hard that when I doubled over my face hit my knee and that is the story of how I broke my dignity and almost broke my nose.



adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

(via zachlilley)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(via deletedpenguin)


unabating:

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

Milton trying his best he doesn’t deserve all this hate

unabating:

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

Milton trying his best he doesn’t deserve all this hate

(Source: pi4nobl4ck, via ill-uminaughti)


ionlyliftontuesdays:

excessivegains:

Is that a fuckin’ puma?!

Cougar I think. They’re the largest big cat that still purrs and I want one.

ionlyliftontuesdays:

excessivegains:

Is that a fuckin’ puma?!

Cougar I think.

They’re the largest big cat that still purrs and I want one.

(Source: warehouse-project, via frickufagit)